Sorry not sorry

It’s going to be pretty awkward, me standing around, not on top of a table, picking up on social cues. Who’s going to want to talk to me—a guy who isn’t slurring his words, who respectfully listens to other people’s opinions, and who, worst of all, is wearing a shirt? I’m humiliated just imagining how much I won’t be embarrassing myself. No yelling, no fighting, no flirting with your girlfriend. No spilling, no rambling, no drinking your beverage when you’re in the bathroom. I’m going to look like such an ass. [link]

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